OVERHEARD

"I don't need to go see Mayan Ruins, I saw plenty of ruins in Belize City this morning"

"After accruing more shady acquaintances, we will continue to Mexico"

Question:

"What is your profession in Belize?"

Answer:

"Heart breaker"

Question on message board:

"How do you 'backpack' somewhere?"

Answer:

"Don't go, you will get yourself murdered"

Question on messge board:

"How do you backpack through BACK-ASSEWARD CENTRAL AMERICAN COUNTRIES?"

Answer:

"If you're smart, with a gun, countless re-loads and a prayer book.

Then again, if you're smart, you wouldn't go backpacking in the first place."

Question:

"Don't you know who I am?"

Answer:

"I should know who you are, the amount of times I've seen you climb out of so & so's ass"

Question:

"Can I take your picture?"

Answer:

"I am not a tourist attraction of Caye Caulker"

"Yeah I worked you like a mule, but I paid you like a mule too"

"If you stay on that farm, the goat will marry you too just like he did your brother"

"Caye Caulker people don't bat an eye at eccentricity"

"The only thing I'm doing today is lieing out like a croc flat in the sun"

"I am on a high horse and my horse is riding fast! giddy-up....giddy-up"

"This chocolate and that vanilla ain't gonna swirl"

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